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Lunchtime Photo

Scary times in Dana Point this weekend. As her father looked on frozen in terror, a little girl on a bodyboard was scrutinized by a hideous alien monster looking for a snack. In this high-resolution photo, you can even see the toxic venom dripping from its dreadful maw.

You will not see this in the mainstream media, of course, since the Deep State covers up all evidence of extraterrestrial activity on Earth. However, you'll be relieved to know that everything ended up OK. Moments after this picture was taken, the monster was distracted by a fish and flew over to dive bomb it. I guess it decided the little girl was a little too big for lunch.

August 13, 2002 — Dana Point, California

9 thoughts on “Lunchtime Photo

      1. KawSunflower

        I apologize: commented in haste due to bad day - trump made the claim, but it's not entirely clear. He had one expired, one current regular passport, & one black diplomatic one. Presumably, that last one should have been turned in when he left the White House?

        I understand that passports aren't seized or revoked until charges have been filed & a judge deems that appropriate.

  1. dspcole

    Shouldn’t you have dropped your camera and run to her aid instead of just taking pictures of this near tragedy……

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