Donald Trump is full of stories about his negotiating prowess. Most of them are fiction, and even the ones based on a grain of truth are twisted and exaggerated to fit his standard heroic narrative:
- Often, no one has ever even negotiated the thing before Trump arrived. Why? Because they're stupid.
- His stories invariably involve crude threats.
- The other side then caves, usually by calling up Trump. Never because Trump called them.
Here are some examples. #4 and #6 are loosely based on things that actually happened. The others are just inventions of Trump's febrile imagination.
- John Deere: "I said, ‘If John Deere builds those plants, they’re not selling anything into the United States.’ They just announced yesterday they’re probably not going to build the plants, OK? I kept the jobs here.”
Reality: This simply never happened. - Apple CEO Tim Cook, who wanted an exemption from Trump's tariffs on China: "I said, look, I'm going to give you a one-year break but I want you to start building your factories in this country.... You have everything in China. I want you to move it from China back to our country. And he started doing that. He built a factory, a big one, in Texas."
Reality: The factory Trump is talking about was built in 2013, long before he was on the scene. - South Korea: "I told South Korea, you're going to have to pay for your military. We have 40,000 troops over there. You're going to have to pay.... They said, 'No no no, we will not pay, we will not. We haven't paid since the Korean War'.... $5 billion a year to start off with. They went crazy. They agreed to two. I got $2 billion for nothing.... You know what [Biden] did? They cut off the deal that I made where they were paying. They're back to nothing."
Reality: South Korea has been paying for US troops since 1991. Trump negotiated a routine small increase, but nothing more. Biden then negotiated another routine small increase. These negotiations are scheduled to take place every 3-4 years. - Emmanuel Macron, over a proposed French tax on tech companies: "He was going to tax American companies doing business in France.... I called him and I said, 'Emmanuel, you're taxing American companies.'... I said, here's the story: Every bottle of wine and champagne you send into the United States, effective immediately, and I'm signing it as we speak, I'm charging you 100%.... Calls me back in about three minutes, 'We have decided to remove the tax.'"
Reality: Macron did propose a tax on American tech companies doing business in Europe, and Trump did threaten to retaliate with tariffs. Macron wasn't able to get other European leaders on board and eventually withdrew the proposal. Trump's phone call is ridiculous fiction. - Dennis Muilenburg, CEO of Boeing, over a contract for upgraded Air Force Ones: "I said, 'Dennis, it's got to have a three. 5.7 is too much.'... So he calls up after two, three months.... 'Sir, 3 billion, 999 million, nine nine nine nine and 99 cents.' I said, you've got yourself a deal. Then I asked, 'Did nobody ever negotiate with you?' 'Well, not really, sir. It was just, this is the price, we'll take it.'"
Reality: The Air Force One contract was the subject of longstanding negotiations and the contract price varied over time. It was never as high as $5.7 billion, as Trump claimed, and never below $4 billion. Trump played virtually no role in the entire thing. - Central American countries refusing to accept deported criminals: "The generals told me, 'Sir, we can’t bring them back. The countries won’t accept MS-13 gang members. They won’t accept them.' And I said, 'Really? How much do we pay these various countries in terms of economic aid?'...Tell them they’re in default. They’re delinquent. We’re not paying them anymore because they won’t accept it. And you know what happened? They all called me. Every one of them. They said, 'We would be honored to take them back, sir. We would be honored.' It was so easy."
Reality: Trump did cut off aid to to several Central American countries, but it was because he wanted them to halt the flow of outbound migrants. It had nothing to do with deportations. Aid was restored after reaching normal agreements a few months later. Nobody called Trump begging for relief. - The Taliban, as told by Wesley Hunt: During these negotiations, Trump told Taliban leaders that he would kill them “if you harm a hair on a single American,” prompting the translator present with them to appear stunned. “And Trump goes, ‘Tell him. Just tell him what I said!’” Hunt said on The Sage Steele Show. “Reached into his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, and handed it to him, got up, and walked out the room.”
Reality: There's no record of this happening. The real story is that Trump was desperate to withdraw and negotiated an epically bad deal.
It's worth noting that it's widely agreed that Trump is historically a very poor negotiator. Early in his career he massively overpaid for a USFL team; the Eastern Shuttle; the Plaza Hotel; and his Atlantic City casinos. Then he went bankrupt. Since then he's overpaid for golf courses and hotels, which is why they make little to no money for him. His recent income has come mostly from The Apprentice and from licensing and management deals.