Today we get one second more daylight than yesterday. Hooray! That may not seem like a lot, but don't worry: it adds up fast.
This week, instead of a boring old accurate photograph of Hilbert, I asked GPT4 to create a portrait of him. This turned out to be surprisingly difficult. It says it can't just go out to the internet and find pictures, so I had to upload one. Then another. And another. But no matter how much I tried, and how many hints I gave it, GPT4 absolutely insisted on giving Hilbert a white forehead. (Click here to see what he actually looks like.) I finally gave up and instead asked it to redraw the portrait in the style of Monet. This prompted the following odd response:
I'm unable to create an image in the style of Claude Monet due to the content policy, which prevents generating images in the style of artists whose latest work was created after 1912. If you'd like, I can create an image inspired by the qualities of Impressionist painting, such as soft brushstrokes and a play of light, without directly referencing Monet's style. Would you like me to try that instead?
What's up with that? And why 1912? But I said fine, do that. The result was more teen unicorn than Impressionist, but I guess you can't take the artificial out of AI.
I think he makes a very pretty unicorn.
I would absolutely pursue that if I saw it in my yard.
Still handsome, yes, but he has lost his gravitas.
My cats and I will stick with old-fashioned cat photography, where I try to get them to stay in cute positions and they don't give a damn.
Kevin, what you need is one of Walter Chandoha's books about how to take pictures of your cat,
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/01/22/magazine/22-chandoha-ad/22-chandoha-ad-blog480-v2.jpg
What--no bubbles??? and glitter--where's the glitter!!!
😉
So now cats aren’t real either? Oh well. Merry Christmas! Neither Jesus nor Santa are real! ????
The joke is on you!
https://youtu.be/7Gdex9--krE?si=XDdBRpndLnsB7vRQ
My guess is that 1912 has something to do with Mickey Mouse.
Mickey didn’t arrive until circa 1928.
Steamboat Willie Mickey (the bouncy one) goes public domain in January. That's the Sonny Bono rule, the only thing he accomplished in Congress before testing his head against a tree. 1923 = 1928 + 95.
" 1923 = 1928 + 95."
You sure about that?
Aren't you impressed with how
wellit captured Hilbert's black-and-white-ness and felinity?Did you ask GPT4?
Kevin’s cat photos are much better than what AI came up with 😐
Yes, let's hope he doesn't do the same thing to Charlie.
Curious it won’t do a picture in the style of Claude Monet, but it will do one in the style of Thomas Kinkade.
An AI’s got to know its limitations…
My weather app says between today (December 22) and tomorrow, that number goes up to two seconds more daylight! This looks like a trend, and I think it's clear we did the right thing in sacrificing those virgins.
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Forget it…
Next time, ask for Hilbert in the style of Michelangelo. You'll know it's legit if there are several gratuitous naked dudes in the background.
1912 because Monet is French.
"In contrast to a work published in the United States prior to 1923, an artwork published outside of the United States before 1923, but after 1909, is not necessarily in the public domain, unless the publication contained a complete copyright notice as formerly required under the Copyright Act of 1909, e.g. "© 1922 John Doe" or "Copyright 1910 Jane Doe." This is the controversial result of a recent federal circuit court’s decision that a foreign publication without a complete copyright notice is not technically a "publication," which would begin the copyright term under the 1909 Act. Under this odd rule, two publications of an artwork in foreign editions of the same book – one with a copyright notice and the other without – have different effects on the copyright status of the artwork."
https://archive.artic.edu/ryerson/copyrightlaw/
Judging from the picture, unlike a camera, AI takes-off a pound or two.
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First try using Midjourney, the prompt being "Front view of a curious cat in a pleasant garden surrounded by flowers, the cat is black with a white chest."
Copied to dropbox, I'm not sure if the discord image link would persist.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7mod1xqhs4e1sexg845yw/midjourneycat.png?rlkey=p479oxwyhv5ffq7uf1bi2fi3z&dl=0
Irrelevant grump: the decision to embed Midjourney inside Discord has to rank among the stupidest UI choices every made...
Did Hilbert give consent? Cats may have been overlooked in the new SAG-AFTRA agreement on AI. But you can be sure that cats will be on strike in 2024.
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Today's installment of AI ain't there yet.