"Yeah, he's right here . . . No, he's not happy . . . Why? Come on, Joe. A trillion dollars for infrastructure and nothing about cat food. What were you thinking? . . . Sure, sure, "when the timing is better." He's heard that before . . . Uh huh. And when is there going to be a cat in the White House, anyway? WE WANT THE CAT. WE WANT THE CAT."
Are these gams I see before me?
tis but a feather of the mind
their alabaster beauty shines like dew
upon a statue in the park
testaments of eternity
(sniff) That's BEAUTIFUL!
Alas, even that handsome devil, Hilbert, has gone Friday casual.
The last Presidential cat was George W. Bush's cat India. Pity it didn't get more say in policy.
"So, Dick says we should invade Iraq. India, what do you think? Hmm... the cat makes a good point, gentlemen. Order the troops to take a nap instead. And make sure every division has a full complement of laser pointers."
Pets rule.
Cats dominate........nuthin' wrong with that either