I mailed my ballot yesterday. Can you guess who I voted for?
38 thoughts on “I have voted”
kahner
Kodos?
Andrew
But Kang promised to Make Earth Great Again. It's right there in his book "How to Serve Humans".
kahner
sure, but to quote Kodos "tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! ".
White, male, older, Orange County, married.... Trump?
Five Parrots in a Shoe
Well, I'm white, male, older, San Diego, hetero and married, all of which suggests I would vote for Trump.
But then, I'm also a college-educated atheist who loves the outdoors, and those factors suggest Harris.
I contain multitudes. As do most people.
CalStateDisneyland
My post was a joke, we all know who KD is voting for.
LactatingAlgore
do we?
i think he's more like his tuesday afternoon panera lunching crew than any of you would like to admit.
LactatingAlgore
precisely.
rick_jones
Jill Stein.
ColBatGuano
+1
Winslow2
I give up! But I will say that after reading your MSG posts last night I got up this morning and drove 20 miles to vote early, after thinking I'd wait and vote on Election Day. No. I could not and would not wait. This ballot was particularly satisfying, as I was also able to vote for NC Governor and Attorney General.
Vog46
The Mrs and I both voted yesterday here in Wilmington NC.
I think I broke the black pen filling in the circle for Josh Stein. Anybody would be better than Robinson thats for sure. Fortunately Josh Stein IS a serious candidate and I would have voted for him no matter who was running against him
I DID note that we had at least three down ballot races where the D candidates were unopposed. That struck me as slightly odd
The Mrs and I struck up a conversation with a young couple in front of us while we waited 40 minutes to vote. I remarked that having both D and R party people so close to the line was bothersome to both of us, and that ANY candidate that would address this issue would get my vote. They laughed at that but did agree that we need to "De-politicize" the actual act of voting. Keep the party people at least 500 feet away.
But as they say IT is done
Heysus
I think we voted for the same.
LactatingAlgore
you & kd joined atticus in voting trump to stop trans?
barry bear
MEOOOOOW. You have better had voted for the Hilbert & Charlie Kibble ticket. Slogan: a lizard in every pot. Kitties know
bbleh
Uhhhh, nobody? Something something both sides have a point something too much rancor something tone down the rhetoric and why can't we just stop arguing and solve problems together?
Or no, you left the ballot ENTIRELY BLANK as a HEROIC ACT OF PROTEST against the CORRUPTION of the system and its FAILURE to meet PRESSING NEEDS, such as [insert long but oh-so-very-carefully curated list of grievances].
Oh wait, I know, you didn't actually vote because the whole thing is just SO depressing and one single vote can't POSSIBLY make a difference, and besides it's a pain and you've got other things to do and who REALLY cares anyway, right?
[Note: this is not making fun of KD]
Elctrk
Why Kamala Harris' lack of policy specifics and woke culture forced me to vote for Trump again.
By Kevin Drum
LactatingAlgore
is that from the los angeles times or orange county register?
KJK
We are probably doing early voting Wednesday. Mail in ballots in NYS in previous years did not get opened and counted until many days after election day. In my "swing" district, my down ballot votes are far more critical than the top of the ticket.
They recently changed the law, so it is unclear when the mail in and absentee ballots will be counted this time around.
Ken Rhodes
To me, the worst thing about guessing when the mail-in ballots will be counted is trying to guess the odds that my ballot would survive the USPS and get delivered. For that reason, I have frequently in my lifetime taken advantage of early voting in person (shorter waiting time at the polling place, easier parking, friendly poll workers due to being unharried, etc.), but I have never put my ballot in the US mail.
Gary Goldberg
We dropped our completed mail-in ballots in the lockbox outside our county election board office the same day we received them. (Maryland). We heard from them that they were received the next day. Its so nice to know our not-determinative votes are banked against the inevitable steal-attempt.
lawnorder
WHEN your vote is counted really doesn't matter. IF your vote is counted is the critical factor. That's why I agree with Ken Rhodes and don't mail.
Josef
You voted for one of your cats! Though not as good of a choice as Harris, either one would be preferable to Trump.
KJK
A NYC sewer rat would be preferable to Trump. I would happily vote for Nixon over Trump.
Josef
+1
shapeofsociety
Are you sure about that? I have concerns about the possibility that President Hilbert might seize the nation's tuna water.
Only one of the candidates is promising to stop the risk of transgender kids from regretting their decision, so we know who KD selected.
LactatingAlgore
yup.
still waiting to see when kd goes on the blocked 'n reported podcast to riff on he-shes with jessie singal & katy hercog.
RantHaven
Obviously, you did the right thing and voted for (KDrumroll please)…
Ralph “A seatbelt in every pot!” Nader!!!1!!1!
On a semi-serious note, I took our absentee ballots to the town office, carried in my messenger bag while riding my motorcycle. Felt very not-terribly-secret-agentish.
kathleent
I bet you voted for who I voted for!!!!
Bobber
RFK, jr. He's still on the California ballot.
Dana Decker
Harold Stassen?
D_Ohrk_E1
I voted last Wednesday.
Meanwhile, there have been 2 ballot boxes set on fire in Portland / Vancouver, Washington and the Linn County Democrats' office was hit by vandalism.
Kodos?
But Kang promised to Make Earth Great Again. It's right there in his book "How to Serve Humans".
sure, but to quote Kodos "tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! ".
https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1gdc58e/matt_groening_shared_a_video_of_presidential/
Kodos is always the correct answer. -Kang
White, male, older, Orange County, married.... Trump?
Well, I'm white, male, older, San Diego, hetero and married, all of which suggests I would vote for Trump.
But then, I'm also a college-educated atheist who loves the outdoors, and those factors suggest Harris.
I contain multitudes. As do most people.
My post was a joke, we all know who KD is voting for.
do we?
i think he's more like his tuesday afternoon panera lunching crew than any of you would like to admit.
precisely.
Jill Stein.
+1
I give up! But I will say that after reading your MSG posts last night I got up this morning and drove 20 miles to vote early, after thinking I'd wait and vote on Election Day. No. I could not and would not wait. This ballot was particularly satisfying, as I was also able to vote for NC Governor and Attorney General.
The Mrs and I both voted yesterday here in Wilmington NC.
I think I broke the black pen filling in the circle for Josh Stein. Anybody would be better than Robinson thats for sure. Fortunately Josh Stein IS a serious candidate and I would have voted for him no matter who was running against him
I DID note that we had at least three down ballot races where the D candidates were unopposed. That struck me as slightly odd
The Mrs and I struck up a conversation with a young couple in front of us while we waited 40 minutes to vote. I remarked that having both D and R party people so close to the line was bothersome to both of us, and that ANY candidate that would address this issue would get my vote. They laughed at that but did agree that we need to "De-politicize" the actual act of voting. Keep the party people at least 500 feet away.
But as they say IT is done
I think we voted for the same.
you & kd joined atticus in voting trump to stop trans?
MEOOOOOW. You have better had voted for the Hilbert & Charlie Kibble ticket. Slogan: a lizard in every pot. Kitties know
Uhhhh, nobody? Something something both sides have a point something too much rancor something tone down the rhetoric and why can't we just stop arguing and solve problems together?
Or no, you left the ballot ENTIRELY BLANK as a HEROIC ACT OF PROTEST against the CORRUPTION of the system and its FAILURE to meet PRESSING NEEDS, such as [insert long but oh-so-very-carefully curated list of grievances].
Oh wait, I know, you didn't actually vote because the whole thing is just SO depressing and one single vote can't POSSIBLY make a difference, and besides it's a pain and you've got other things to do and who REALLY cares anyway, right?
[Note: this is not making fun of KD]
Why Kamala Harris' lack of policy specifics and woke culture forced me to vote for Trump again.
By Kevin Drum
is that from the los angeles times or orange county register?
We are probably doing early voting Wednesday. Mail in ballots in NYS in previous years did not get opened and counted until many days after election day. In my "swing" district, my down ballot votes are far more critical than the top of the ticket.
They recently changed the law, so it is unclear when the mail in and absentee ballots will be counted this time around.
To me, the worst thing about guessing when the mail-in ballots will be counted is trying to guess the odds that my ballot would survive the USPS and get delivered. For that reason, I have frequently in my lifetime taken advantage of early voting in person (shorter waiting time at the polling place, easier parking, friendly poll workers due to being unharried, etc.), but I have never put my ballot in the US mail.
We dropped our completed mail-in ballots in the lockbox outside our county election board office the same day we received them. (Maryland). We heard from them that they were received the next day. Its so nice to know our not-determinative votes are banked against the inevitable steal-attempt.
WHEN your vote is counted really doesn't matter. IF your vote is counted is the critical factor. That's why I agree with Ken Rhodes and don't mail.
You voted for one of your cats! Though not as good of a choice as Harris, either one would be preferable to Trump.
A NYC sewer rat would be preferable to Trump. I would happily vote for Nixon over Trump.
+1
Are you sure about that? I have concerns about the possibility that President Hilbert might seize the nation's tuna water.
Are you doing a CA Props guide or did I miss it?
https://jabberwocking.com/how-to-vote-on-californias-initiatives/
Only one of the candidates is promising to stop the risk of transgender kids from regretting their decision, so we know who KD selected.
yup.
still waiting to see when kd goes on the blocked 'n reported podcast to riff on he-shes with jessie singal & katy hercog.
Obviously, you did the right thing and voted for (KDrumroll please)…
Ralph “A seatbelt in every pot!” Nader!!!1!!1!
On a semi-serious note, I took our absentee ballots to the town office, carried in my messenger bag while riding my motorcycle. Felt very not-terribly-secret-agentish.
I bet you voted for who I voted for!!!!
RFK, jr. He's still on the California ballot.
Harold Stassen?
I voted last Wednesday.
Meanwhile, there have been 2 ballot boxes set on fire in Portland / Vancouver, Washington and the Linn County Democrats' office was hit by vandalism.
Expect a lot of political violence.
Somewhat surprising that they do it in blue states rather than swing states.
Maybe just a practice run.