This is Captain Everest of the Cajun Encounters Tour Company, the guy who piloted me around Honey Island Swamp, home of alligators and raccoons. He had a very Jungle Cruisey patter worked up, which everyone seemed to enjoy. I'm sort of agnostic about that, but there's no question that this swamp provided me with more good pictures than any of the others.

How clean is[n't] that water?
What's that hand signal he's making at you? "Get offa my windshield"?
Did he lose those fingers to an alligator? Cool!
Betcha he didn't have to dismantle a bridge to get his "Swamp Yacht" into open water
Look at the wake - prolly draws three inches. ????