Conservatives sometimes say confusing things. I'm here to help with a short, and sadly incomplete, primer on conserva-speak.
What They Say | What They Mean |
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14th Amendment | Complete ban on abortion from the moment of conception.
Usage: "We believe that the 14th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States guarantees that no person can be denied Life or Liberty without Due Process, and that the States are, therefore, free to pass Laws protecting those Rights." |
Bad apples | People we support shouldn't be criticized.
Usage: "We can't condemn all police for the actions of a few bad apples." |
Capital formation | Low taxes on investment income.
Usage: "We need fiscal policies that encourage greater capital formation." |
Consumer welfare | Leave big companies alone.
Usage: "The goal of antitrust policy should be maximizing consumer welfare." |
CRT | Acknowledgement of past or present racism.
Usage: "Kids can be harmed when critical race theory is allowed in schools." |
Death tax | Inheritance levies on heirs of millionaires.
Usage: "Death taxes are un-American." |
Deep state | The federal government.
Usage: "The deep state is the enemy of all free men." |
DEI hire | Dumb Black person.
Usage: "Kamala Harris was obviously a DEI hire." |
Dynamic scoring | Tax cuts are free.
Usage: "Tax reduction actually improves the deficit if you properly account for the growth effects of dynamic scoring." |
Energy independence | Oil drilling in national parks.
Usage: "Our goal should be permanent energy independence." |
Evidence-based medicine | Anti-vaccine.
Usage: "I like RFK Jr. because he believes in evidence-based medicine." |
Groomers | Gay people (or trans people).
Usage: "Keep groomers away from our kids!" |
Hoax | Any inconvenient scientific finding.
Usage: "Climate change is a hoax." |
MAGA | Nostalgia for the era when white men ran things and women were housewives.
Usage: "Remember when America was a great country?" |
Nanny state | Workplace safety rules.
Usage: "The nanny state forces construction workers to wear expensive and complicated hard hats." |
Originalism | A preference for the social values of 200 years ago.
Usage: "An originalist interpretation clearly supports the belief that gay marriage is bad for society." |
Premium support model | Higher payments for Medicare.
Usage: "We propose replacing the current fee-for-service design of Medicare with one that incorporates a premium support model." |
Red tape | Any regulations you don't like.
Usage: "Red tape is strangling America." |
Right to work | Non-unionized.
Usage: "In the South we're committed to right-to-work workplaces." |
Social discount rate | Climate change is no big deal.
Usage: "If you use an appropriately modest social discount rate, the high cost of addressing climate change is plainly not warranted." |
Social engineering | Improving things for minorities and the poor.
Usage: "The military is no place for social engineering." |
Virtue signaling | Opinions that make you feel guilty.
Usage: "Liberals don't really care about racism. It's all just virtue signaling." |
Waste fraud and abuse | I'm pretending to care about the deficit.
Usage: "If we want to tackle skyrocketing spending, we need to start by reining in waste, fraud, and abuse." |
Work disincentives | Welfare spending.
Usage: "Payments to low-income individuals are disincentives to work." |