Sarah Palin has lost the special election for Alaska's House seat. So sad. Better luck in November, Sarah.
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Sarah Palin has lost the special election for Alaska's House seat. So sad. Better luck in November, Sarah.
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A dead republican and a loser. It’s a twofer!
Justin
Don't forget the quitting part !!!
I'm still waiting for some bright eyed republican (if there is such a thing) to do the Palinesque thing and come and say this:
"I'm a compassionate conservative and want to serve all the people of the United States. Therefore I am proposing that we build 1,000 desalinization plants along our coastlines to take in the salt water that is rising in height due to climate change and turn it into fresh agriculture and drinking water for our citizens. We will solve 2 problems with this idea !!!! I'm sure Gov DeSantis will be onboard with this idea as will residents in and around Mar a Largo."
Please don't disappoint me Sarah...............
#StopTheSteal
Spam.
Allegedly. (Try suing me.)
Tina Fey must be crushed.
You've been avoiding the Trump case for some reason, but it's just too hilarious to not pay attention to the train wreck.
His lawyers contradicting their client, their client contradicting his lawyers; the lawyers making nonsensical arguments equally matching the self-incriminating arguments he keeps posting on his failing social platform; his lawyers making claims in court filings without citations of proof matching their client's public claims without proof; Trump publicly releasing self-incriminating documents while his lawyers nudge DoJ to unseal and make public incriminating evidence.
He is walking into his own indictment and his lawyers are facilitating it. How can you look away?
Espionage and obstruction of justice are such mundane crimes, no one even notices these things unless the common people do them.
However many confidential informants & double agents El Jefe got killed abroad in passing off names to Pooty Pootz*, Mo Ben Salmon, etc., that number surely pails to the number of individuals history's most prolific serial killer Hillary Climpton has taken out.
*H/t George W. Bush.
Indeed, her elaborate plans for wedding decorations amounted to 50,000 emails, obviously code for some kind of massacre.
Nice day for a... Red wedding.
Nice day to... kill again.
George? Is that you?
I just hope the DoJ keeps to it's snails pace and doesn't indict until after the mid terms
A good train wreck should be savored, over an extended period.
Two things are going on here
First, the destruction of the MAGA movement and the republican party.
Second the news media is coming to grips with NEWS, not rumor, NEWS.
This is fun to watch.
The ONLY thing I don't get is how did Trump find so many inept lawyers so quickly?
He saw their ads on tv.
I know I can hardly deny the dulcet tones of Peter Francis Geraci.
Did he try to hire William Shatner?
Shatz was a teepee lawyer on Boston Legal, so I think it checks out.
I keep waiting for him to hire my old friend Jeff Phillips, but maybe he's lost his license by now.
And Jimmy McGill is in the slammer.
Once word got out that he stiffs his lawyers on their fees, all that remained were the crumbs of the profession.
On the bright side, she won't get bored and have to quit halfway through.
But it does leave her a problem - she might have to get a real job.
I she "Now hiring " sign at every Mickey D's. She might be qualified.
I think they require their employees to speak in coherent sentences, so probably not.
If Palin won, I fully expected her to announce that, with only a few months left in the term, it wouldn't make sense to go to Washington DC and "represent." Just accept her big, big salary from her trailer home in Alaska and the constituents have to, er, "accept it."
I have spent a little time in Alaska, and I couldn't escapt ethe impression that many (most?) Alaskans were tired of all the Carabou Barbie jokes. I hope (and pray) that consevative Americans will eventually become tired of all TFG jokes.
I think it was clear to most Alaskans that Palin had absolutely zero interest in Alaska and was using this campaign merely as an excuse to move to DC full time and rebuild some kind of political/media machine to promote her own ambitions.
Still surprised she never tried to make a run in Arizona, where she & Bristol bought property in the year or two after giving up the governor's office. Surely, Sarah Heath's brand of national-conservatism plays better in a place that has elevated the likes of Jan Brewer, Doug Douchey, Kari Lake, & Blake Masters, & before all that Barry Goldwater, over the corrupt Demokkkrat-Republican duopoly in Alaska that made the Murkowskis a defecto ruling family.
Special election? Well, what's so special about it? You need special education for a special election and nobody's got the time for that what with running errands and doing things to make life safe for your kids and in America and the communists in Washington just arbitrarily springing things on us, how do we even get to vote at all if no one turns up because they think it's so special? It's like it didn't even happen! We'll see what happens next is what we'll see.
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The Party of Lincoln is now the Party of Losers (John Ashcroft 2000, Roy Moore, Sarah Palin).
As de Niro said in Copland, "You had your chance, & you blew it!"