Trump thinks he turned on the Central Valley Project yesterday

I know I have to let this stuff go. Life is too short. But but but....

Is this a joke? That's a picture of a creek somewhere, not a part of the Central Valley Project that supplies about 5 million acre-feet of water to California farms annually. Here's what that looks like:

That's Shasta Dam, one small part of the Central Valley project. Behind it is Shasta Reservoir, which stores about 4.5 million acre-feet of water. Like all of California's reservoirs, it's currently at capacity. It was never turned off and Trump didn't turn it back on.

Tomorrow morning around 6 am I expect a Truth Social post announcing that Trump has turned the sun on and soon everyone will have daylight.

POSTSCRIPT: But seriously, who is this for? Does Trump these days think that if he says something it magically becomes true? What's the point?

ZOMG! He actually did it. Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to release water from Terminus Dam and Schafer Dam:

It was not clear where federal officials intended to send the water that was being released from the dams.

Winter is the season for filling reservoirs, not emptying them. Idiot. Literally no one wanted this.