The moderators of tonight's Republican debate did pretty well! Despite Vivek Ramaswamy's best efforts to remain an asshole, they kept him pretty much under control. Everyone else, too. They mostly did this by asking questions instantly after each speaker had finished, a ploy that other moderators should emulate.
So who did best? Not Tim Scott, who just didn't do anything to make himself stand out. Not Ron DeSantis, who ducked and dodged all night and basically faded into the background.
Maybe Vivek Ramaswamy? I hate to say it, but he was better than usual this time around. He was less condescending in his tone and better at hitting his marks. His marks were mostly insane, mind you, but he hit them.
Chris Christie? He did OK, but let's face it: nobody takes him seriously.
Nikki Haley? She came across well, I thought. She might be the winner of the night.
But let's talk specifics. First off, what is "Biden's whale EZ pass lane"? That wasn't part of the debate, it was a commercial midway through. But what is it? Five seconds of googling didn't tell me, and after that I gave up.
The China bashing tonight was truly memorable. It was "can you top this?" the entire time. Nikki Haley wants to cut all trade ties! That would be something. Everyone wanted to ban TikTok, which is apparently the greatest threat America faces.
Lester Holt wanted to know what everyone would do to get prices down, and he wanted no tepid mush. He wanted to know what they'd do on DAY ONE, dammit. The answer for all of them was: gasoline. They would do.......something.......to get the price of gasoline down, which would put money in everyone's pockets. None of them acknowledged the basic fact that oil prices are set globally, which means that none of their proposals would have any effect. Nor did any of them seem to realize that the real price of gasoline is down very nearly to its pre-pandemic average:
Hugh Hewitt wanted to talk about the navy, but most of the candidates seemed to barely know we even have a navy—aside from knowing how many ships we have compared to China. But then Chris Christie saved the day by talking about ballistic missile submarines. Hewitt must have swooned. Replacing the Ohio class boomers has been an obsession of his for years, so this was right in his strike zone. Unfortunately, I doubt that any viewers even knew what Christie was talking about.
Nikki Haley became the latest candidate to suggest sending special ops troops into Mexico to take out fentanyl dealers. This would require a declaration of war against Mexico, which I suspect wouldn't go over too well. It's remarkable how casually Republicans say stuff like this. But it was just a small part of the discussion of fentanyl, which every candidate said they'd stop dead in its tracks by getting tough with someone or other. The problem with this is that fentanyl is too small to be effectively stopped. We can't even stop smuggling of cocaine and heroin, and those amount to thousands of tons per year. The entire US consumption of fentanyl, by contrast, could probably be smuggled in by about one fishing boat per month. There's very little that anyone can credibly promise to do about this.
There were some howlers. Ramaswamy said that prices had gone up but wages hadn't. He's too smart for this to be anything other than a lie. Haley said we should save money by expanding Medicare Advantage, seemingly unaware that MA costs more than traditional Medicare. Ramaswamy wanted to build a wall on the Canadian border. Tim Scott suggested that the way to save Social Security was to cut taxes. Huh?
On abortion, Nikki Haley insisted on honesty: Republicans don't have 60 votes in the Senate, so they aren't going to pass anything. This is absolutely true, but I've always wondered if this tactic works. Do viewers see it as truthtelling or as just another way to duck responsibility?
Finally, Tim Scott gets an award for making a good point on the subject of raising the retirement age for Social Security. It might not seem like it to us, he said, pointing at his fellow panelists, but for a manual worker it's not so easy to keep working until you're 70. He's right about that, and it's not something you usually hear Republicans acknowledge.