I've been crashed out all day and woke up a while ago to eat dinner and watch Jeopardy! The room TV has no guide, so afterward I just surfed a bit and ended up on Fox News. I lasted a minute.
The hospital TV must be on satellite or something, because I was getting the East Coast feed, which I never see. It was Trace Gallagher—I think?— and he was diving straight into the outrage of the day: federal aid to North Carolina being diverted to illegal aliens or something.¹ He threw to a guest I didn't recognize (bald, British accent) who immediately started ranting that he didn't care about different "streams" of money being allocated by law for different things, or whatever. Fuck your "allocations." The feds should just reallocate the cash and get things done.
I think I'm too jaded to even have a reaction. Obviously this is a very convenient opinion for angry conservatives to have since it's Republicans who have refused to increase the stream of money for natural disasters. But that's bygones. We need to look forward. Just pull some money from, oh, maybe a vault in the State Department? And dump it onto Asheville from a helicopter. Right? Amirite?
Sigh. Then there was the usual nonsense about $750, which Fox pulls out of its hat for every natural disaster when a Democrat is president. Only $750 in aid per person?!? What a bunch of incompetent bureaucrats and pencil pushers. It's a joke.
Of course, this is just the amount of FEMA aid being distributed immediately to help folks out until more substantial aid money starts getting disbursed—which the Foxies know perfectly well.² In the meantime, metric tons of food, water, shelter and so forth are being trucked and airlifted in steadily. Roads have been reopened and private aid organizations are helping out. Every local official has agreed that everything is going well under difficult and unforeseen circumstances.
Like I said, this was all in less than a minute. I switched off just as they were displaying a graphic about how FEMA these days is all DEI this and equity that with no one caring about actual disaster relief. Just imagine if you watched this stuff for hours. It doesn't sound like a lie, does it? And if you believed it, would you have anything other than seething contempt for the out-of-touch coastal liberals who run our country?
¹It's not.
²Ironically, this is part of a program FEMA set up precisely to address the problem the Fox pundits were complaining about. In the past, FEMA distributed $500 in housing assistance immediately but required receipts to show it was really being used for housing. This led to complaints when extensions were denied because some of the money had been spent on food, diapers, gasoline, etc. So FEMA raised the amount to $750 and slashed the red tape, allowing the money to be used for anything without receipts. This new rule was adopted earlier this year under the Biden/Harris administration.