Aliens

22 thoughts on “Aliens”

1. iamr4man February 13, 2023 – 3:44 pm at

   They really are aliens and they’re pissed we’ve been shooting them down. We’re doomed because the Republicans won’t believe we are actually being attacked. They think it’s an elaborate false flag attempt to get Biden’s poll numbers up.
   1. J. Frank Parnell February 13, 2023 – 7:30 pm at

      On the contrary, a lot of MAGAts are upset because the aliens are obviously targeting Montana for their initial invasion.
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2. CAbornandbred February 13, 2023 – 3:45 pm at

   You can't blame conservatives for being pissed? At Biden? Or at Trump? Apparently Trump's administration didn't even know about incursions by Chinese spy balloons during his administration? That's bad. Do they care? Not likely.

   Now, if we find another Hunter Biden hard drive on the balloon, that would be a "real" thing.
3. different_name February 13, 2023 – 3:50 pm at

   I mean, it rather matters what sort of aliens, right?

   If interstellar space is anything like the internet, first contact will be with a spammer.
4. D_Ohrk_E1 February 13, 2023 – 3:50 pm at

   It's part of the collaboration of Bill Gates with the aliens to quietly spread calcium carbonate in the stratosphere to stop climate change.

   Instead, Gates and the aliens triggered the stoppage of the Earth's inner molten core which then became the lynchpin for the first of massive global earthquakes that will spread across the world and kill exactly one-sixth of the world's population to stop the runaway population growth in six years on six continents -- 666.
5. Heysus February 13, 2023 – 4:11 pm at

   All hot air and no aliens. Just China snooping and we all know that.
   1. J. Frank Parnell February 13, 2023 – 7:33 pm at

      No sign the latest ones are that sophisticated. They could just be the work of enthusiastic amateur hobbiests.
6. kahner February 13, 2023 – 4:17 pm at

   if they're here to help biden, you must mean illegal aliens!
7. mathemsg February 13, 2023 – 4:33 pm at

   From Monty Python:
   https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
   1. golack February 13, 2023 – 7:35 pm at

      preceded by "We've come for you liver....But, but I'm still using it" bit.
      And the Big Bang is, well, a big bang--so not safe for work.
8. pjcamp1905 February 13, 2023 – 5:23 pm at

   You'd think aliens would have advanced beyond balloon technology.
   1. ColBatGuano February 14, 2023 – 9:51 am at

      Interstellar balloon travel would be a game changer.
9. cld February 13, 2023 – 5:44 pm at

   Astonishing Chinese drone tech,

   https://mobile.twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1625119179958255620/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1625119179958255620&currentTweetUser=Rainmaker1973
   1. cld February 13, 2023 – 7:27 pm at

      OK, this link probably works,

      https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1625119179958255620
10. golack February 13, 2023 – 7:45 pm at

    Now, if you want to do thing right:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawnchair_Larry_flight

    It's probably public now, but I'd rather envision the dialog between a commercial airline pilot the the tower:
    pilot: um, tower...we have a situation....
    Tower: Are you declaring an emergency.
    pilot: no, not that
    Tower: then what?
    pilot: There's a guy floating by sitting in a lawn chair.
    Tower: WHAT???
    pilot: ...and he's got a gun.
    Tower: Can we speak with the co-pilot please...
11. Jasper_in_Boston February 13, 2023 – 9:21 pm at

    What's that they say about history not repeating but rhyming? This era sure does feel a lot like what I've read about the early Cold War, complete with a national freakout about the skies above us.
12. Zephyr February 14, 2023 – 6:01 am at

    Actually, I'm POed that Biden has been wrecking the deployment of the Jewish Space Lasers.
13. KJK February 14, 2023 – 7:01 am at

    I am surprised that MTG hasn't asked Representatives Santos and Luna for access to the Jewish Space Laser so she could target those Romulan Warbirds flying over our sacred country.
14. jeffreycmcmahon February 14, 2023 – 1:37 pm at

    Please don't encourage the loonies.
15. pjcamp1905 February 14, 2023 – 5:24 pm at

    As a scientist, I have always maintained that aliens with the technology to travel at nearly the speed of light and arrive here without us seeing them would obviously then deploy hundreds of glaringly visible, giant, slow moving, shoot-downable balloons to do their recon.

    It just makes sense.
16. J. Frank Parnell February 15, 2023 – 12:36 pm at

    If you believe that a dead Venezuelan strong man could write code for American voting machines to enable them to communicate with Italian spy satellites via the Chinese made thermostats in the rooms where the votes are tabulated, then it makes perfect sense.

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