Well, he's guilty of two misdemeanor charges of paying his taxes late. He did pay the taxes, he just didn't pay them on time.
Biden Jr. also avoided prosecution on a sketchy gun charge.¹ He was instead admitted to a diversion program, which is pretty common for first-time offenders. Together, this apparently ends the Biden investigation completely, including all the frantic claims that Biden took bribes, paid off his father, got a Ukrainian official fired, etc.² Politico has the details:
"It is my understanding that the five-year investigation into Hunter is resolved," Hunter Biden’s attorney Christopher Clark said in a statement....The plea agreement is intended to be a comprehensive resolution of Hunter Biden’s potential legal liability in all matters investigated by federal authorities, a person familiar with the negotiations said.
As usual, it's worth noting that the investigation of Hunter Biden was overseen by a Republican who was appointed by Donald Trump. David Weiss spent five years on it.
Also as usual, Weiss was approved on a voice vote in 2017 and no one seemed to have any problem with his appointment at the time.
But yet again, as usual, Republicans are now crying foul. Donald Trump: "Our system is BROKEN!" Rep. James Comer: "The Department of Justice’s charges against President Biden’s son Hunter reveal a two-tiered system of justice . . . We will not rest until the full extent of President Biden’s involvement in the family’s schemes are revealed." Speaker Kevin McCarthy: "If you are the president’s son, you get a sweetheart deal." Rep. Doug LaMalfa: "There needs to be a thorough investigation of . . . the Justice Department’s handling of the investigation." Rep. Elise Stefanik: "It’s never been more clear that we have a two-tiered system of justice . . . House Republicans will not rest until the full illegal corruption of the Biden Crime Family is exposed." Rep. Mary Miller: "The cash & diamonds he didn't pay taxes on came from CHINA, RUSSIA & UKRAINE. No FARA foreign agent charges? TWO SYSTEMS OF JUSTICE!" Gov. Ron DeSantis: "If Hunter was not connected to the elite DC class he would have been put in jail a long time ago."
The Republican keywords for the day are "two-tiered," "sweetheart deal," "slap on the wrist," and "elite DC class." More to come, I'm sure.
¹ATF was reluctant to even work the case from the start. Hunter was on drugs, tossed a gun away in a dumpster but did it badly, and agreed to rehab. Anyone else probably would have been given a warning and let go.
²If you want all the grimy details about this hysteria, just click here.