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Lunchtime Photo

This is the column of Marcus Aurelius, the last of the "five good emperors." He spent his last decade fighting Germanic tribes on the frontier, and as we all know, was responsible for the epic downfall of Russell Crowe in Gladiator thanks to his shit poor opsec. But Crowe worked his way back to the top, wreaked revenge against Joaquin Phoenix, and got an Oscar out of the deal. All in all, not so bad.

July 31, 2021 — Rome, Italy

10 thoughts on “Lunchtime Photo

  1. Brett

    He really should have picked someone better than his son to be successor. The other four emperors before him all adopted a cousin, nephew, or in-law as their successor.

    1. Tony Torres

      He tried to have a better heir. They kept dying on him. This was a common problem in the ancient world. Unfortunately, he was unlucky in this regard unlike Trajan, Hadrian, and Antoninus Pius. Augustus also had a problem with dying heirs although most of his choices were related to him.

  2. painedumonde

    I thought Commodus was the last, the Emperor to end the Pax Romana, until he began to lose grip of reality and be strangled in a bath by a wrestler after a botched poisoning. Huh, I guess a gladiator was close enough.

    😉

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