In its never-ending war against government interference with the perfect life, National Review recommends to us today an essay by Matthew Crawford about the indignity of motion-sensitive bathroom faucets. I'd normally try to provide you with an abridged excerpt, but it's really better if you read it in its full glory:
It is characteristic of the spirited man that...when he finds himself in public spaces that seem contrived to break the connection between his will and his environment, as though he had no hands, this brings out a certain hostility in him. Consider the angry feeling that bubbles up in this person when, in a public bathroom, he finds himself waving his hands under the faucet, trying to elicit a few seconds of water from it in a futile rain dance of guessed-at mudras. This man would like to know: Why should there not be a handle? Instead he is asked to supplicate invisible powers.
It’s true, some people fail to turn off a manual faucet. With its blanket presumption of irresponsibility, the infrared faucet doesn’t merely respond to this fact, it installs it, giving it the status of normalcy. There is a kind of infantilization at work, and it offends the spirited personality.
To maintain decorum, the angry bathroom user does one of two things. He may seethe silently, succumbing to that self- division between inner and outer that is the mark of the defeated. In that case, the ratchet of his self-respect makes one more click in the wrong direction. Alternatively, he makes an effort to reevaluate his own response as unreasonable. In either case, he is called upon to do a certain emotional work on himself. Often the murky fog of prescriptions that gets conveyed implicitly in our material culture would have us interpret as somehow more rational a state of being manually disengaged. More rational because more free.
I have to admit there's something epic about this rage against hands-free operation. And yes, when motion-sensitive faucets work poorly they can be annoying.
But the reason for their existence is far more prosaic than Crawford imagines. There's no infantilization at work, nor an ideological battle against hands. The benefits of motion-sensitive faucets are twofold: they are sanitary and they are ADA compliant. ADA doesn't require hands-free faucets, but it does require either hands-free or a handle with a light touch. For obvious reasons, handles with a light touch don't always fare well in commercial environments, so motion-sensitive faucets have become popular. That's really all there is to this.
As for Crawford's "few seconds of water" from "a futile rain dance of guessed-at mudras," ADA guidelines actually require 10 seconds of water. If you're getting less, don't blame either the disabled or a bureaucratic disdain for spirited men. Instead blame lousy maintenance, a scourge of cheap corporations and water faucets of all types.