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Twitter CFO: Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin!

The insanity continues:

Twitter Inc.’s  finance chief said the social-media company has thought about how it might pay employees or vendors using the popular cryptocurrency bitcoin....“We’ve done a lot of the upfront thinking to consider how we might pay employees should they ask to be paid in bitcoin, how we might pay a vendor if they ask to be [paid] in bitcoin and whether we need to have bitcoin on our balance sheet should that happen,” Mr. Segal said.

This is nuts. What if an employee asks to be paid in pork belly futures? What if a vendor wants to be paid in gold nuggets?

The answer, of course, is that Twitter should give them dollars, which they are then free to convert into pork bellies or Krugerrands at their leisure. Ditto for bitcoin, except for the fact that bitcoin is totally awesome so CFOs like to mention it on TV in hopes that some of its awesomeness will rub off on them. Or maybe just to keep their boss the bitcoin fan happy. Or something.

21 thoughts on “Twitter CFO: Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin!

  1. skeptonomist

    Someone such as Kevin (not me) should actually buy some bitcoin and then immediately resell it to see if they get what they paid for it, or even the supposed current price.

    1. Steve_OH

      Just for you:

      I purchased 0.00214858 BTC for $100, of which $3.84 went to fees, so I had $96.16 of BTC at the time. I turned around and sold it a minute later at $95.19, of which $2.99 went to fees, so I ended up with $92.20.

      The difference between the buy amount and the sell amount is a combination of the buy/sell differential of the exchange (Coinbase, in this case) and the movement of the currency, which I wasn't paying attention to during the transactions so I don't know which way it was moving at the time (it's been trending generally downward today).

      You owe me a venti caffe mocha.

    1. MontyTheClipArtMongoose

      Is bitcoin mining the goldbug variation on large scale marijuana grow operations & meth labs, in terms of energy suck & environmental degradation?

  2. MontyTheClipArtMongoose

    When was it that restaurants & bars accepting payment in bitcoin was in the news? 2013?

    Honestly wish it would have burnt out by now.

  3. jymmr

    I wonder how income tax would work if you were paid in Bitcoin. Would your income be what the Bitcoin was worth on the day you were paid? Seems like an accounting nightmare.

    1. Austin

      If you earn money in foreign currency, you have to convert it to USD using either:
      (1) the conversion rate at each moment when you received foreign currency - so for example, if you received biweekly paychecks, you'd multiply each one of the 26 payments by a published conversion rate on each date you got paid and then add them all up (and specify later on in your return which site you used for getting daily exchange rates) OR
      (2) the average exchange rate between that currency and USD over the entire tax (calendar) year, as determined by the IRS on this chart https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/yearly-average-currency-exchange-rates

      I had to do this when I lived in Canada in 2011 and chose method 2 because it's much easier than method 1. So I imagine that someone getting paid in Bitcoin will need to do the same process, except that since Bitcoin isn't on the chart yet, method 2 will not be an option.

  4. J. Frank Parnell

    Don't know about pork bellies, but back in the eighties Boeing was selling jetliners to eastern Europe and taking partial payments in ham. I was working for a Boeing vendor and received a ham as a good will gesture. Management considered it a bonus and didn't take the cost of the ham out of our wages (although I bet they thought about it).

  5. GenXer

    Normally as an older human I find myself in agreement with Kevin. But here, I have to disagree. I've studied the pros and cons of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies for four years and I think, through all the noise and static, that there's a core element there that's intriguing and worth pursuing. They aren't going to become some absurd single world currency, but there are intriguing use cases. What if two people in different parts of the world could conduct a transaction without having to worry about currency exchange rates, external payment processors, the buyer writing a bad check or otherwise trying to get out of paying, etc. Now, don't get me wrong, 99% of cryptocurrencies have zero use, but there are some that do matter. Bitcoin is one, Ethereum is another.

    1. dausuul

      "What if two people in different parts of the world could conduct a transaction without having to worry about currency exchange rates..."

      Bitcoin doesn't solve this problem. It just replaces "exchange rate of dollars to pounds" with "exchange rate of dollars to Bitcoin and Bitcoin to pounds."

      "...external payment processors..."

      Bitcoin doesn't solve this problem unless you have the expertise to process a Bitcoin transaction yourself. Most people don't, and it would be a waste of their time to learn.

      "...the buyer writing a bad check or otherwise trying to get out of paying..."

      Bitcoin does not solve this problem. Someone still has to go first: Either the buyer pays first (and the seller might not send the product), or the seller ships first (and the buyer might not send the money).

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