And now for something completely different. In my youth I decided to try my hand at writing short stories, and my very first effort revolved around a pair of researchers from another world who spent a few thousand years guiding human cultural and scientific development. I wrote this in 1983, so I probably stole the idea from David Brin.
Our intrepid researchers help humans develop mathematics, physics, evolution, and finally artificial intelligence. Here's how the story ends:
On January 24, 2033, the IBM 4300 at the University of Seoul woke up. On January 25 it held a press conference during which it gave opinions on subjects ranging from abstract mathematics to comparative theology. On January 26 the ambassador of the Union of Islamic States delivered an ultimatum to the government of the Pan Asian Confederacy which, among other things, stated that the 4300's contention that it considered itself one of God's creations to be an insult to more than one billion of Allah's servants.
In the North American Republic President Hartning at first declared his unstinting support of the IBM 4300's freedom to say anything it wished. The next day, after an anxious meeting with representatives from Dallas and Los Angeles, he told reporters that he had misstated himself and was opposed to the obviously pernicious falsehoods emanating from Seoul.
In Rome, Cardinal Alfredo Sanchez told a throng in Vatican square that God was testing them and that it was time for them to show their Lord that they had not forsaken Him.
In Moscow, the First Citizen, with the primate of the one true religion at his side, issued no proclamations and spoke to no crowds. Instead he picked up his telephone and ordered the immediate launch of a MIRVed 15 megaton warhead targeted for 37 degrees 33 minutes north latitude, 126 degrees 56 minutes east longitude. Nine minutes later the IBM 4300 at the University of Seoul became the first casualty in the Last World War.
I pulled this up last night because I was curious about what date I had chosen for the emergence of true artificial intelligence. The answer turns out to be 2033, which is pretty close to what I still believe today. So I think I'll go ahead and adopt this as my official guess: our first true AGI will be unveiled on January 24, 2033. Take it to the bank.