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Earlier today Kensington Palace released the first picture of Princess Kate since her abdominal surgery earlier this year. But today AP and two other wire services withdrew the photo because of evidence that "the source has manipulated the image":

ZOMG! What did the palace do?!? Put Kate's head on someone else's body? Broaden her smile in Photoshop?¹ Make up the picture from whole cloth using AI?

Meh. Probably not. Maybe they airbrushed a wrinkle from Kate's forehead. But that's still a no-no in the journalism world.

¹Yes, Photoshop has a feature just for this. It's under Neural Filters.

One of the things that continues to boggle me is the breathtaking extremism on both sides of the Gaza conflict. On the progressive left, it's now commonplace to believe that Israel is a nation of settler colonialists that has no right to exist—a position that even the PLO abandoned 30 years ago. On the right, it's commonplace to argue that merely acknowledging the suffering of Gazans, let alone doing something about it, is appeasement and weakness. Here is a National Review piece about President Biden's plan to increase humanitarian aid to Gaza:

The White House’s proposed pier solution would endanger American lives, almost certainly experience mission creep that turns temporary into tem-permanent, and, because of Biden’s promise of “no boots” would require a third party to handle dissemination of supplies

....The United States can do almost anything to which it sets its mind. But can and should are two separate matters. Biden is terrified of the pro-Palestinian elements in his party and, in his fear, is creating a situation whereby the U.S. taxpayers are almost certain to aid Hamas in its fight against our regional partner while having to watch U.S. men and women in uniform get left high and dry just off the coast of one of the most volatile few square miles in the world.

This piece is depressingly typical, and it's hardly the worst thing I've read. You say not enough aid is getting into Gaza? Hell no. Too much aid is getting into Gaza. It should be turned into a modern day Biafra until every last Hamas militant is captured or killed.

Even given my squishy views on Gaza, it horrifies me anew whenever I read something like this. How can it be so easy to turn so many of us into brutal mass killers?

Atrios links today to a Wirecutter piece that says you no longer need to worry about turning off the lights when you leave a room. Modern bulbs are so energy efficient it barely makes any difference.

This reminded me of the great Obama light bulb panic of 2011, highlighted by Michele Bachmann (remember her?) and the Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act. Yes, that was a real thing. As it happens, the phaseout of incandescent light bulbs was signed into law by George Bush, not Barack Obama, but no matter. It was his Energy Department that wrote the enabling rules.

And the new bulbs were horrible! Flickery, bright white, expensive, and temperamental. Complaints were endless from conservatives, who stockpiled ruddy incandescent bulbs so they'd have enough to last a lifetime even under the new fascist rules.

In 2022 the final phase of regulations went into place and in 2023 incandescents were effectively banned for good. But guess what? The new regs had done exactly what they were supposed to do: spurred innovation and made light bulbs better than ever. Today you can get LED bulbs of any temperature from incandescent to sunlight. Not only that, you can buy 'em from Costco by the dozen for a few bucks apiece and adjust the temperature on the bulb itself. LED bulbs last a long time, they hardly use any electricity, and they don't flicker. We are living in a golden age of light bulbs.

Does anyone even care anymore? Not that I can tell. We're all happily saving a bunch of money and lighting our houses just like we used to. All that panic was for nothing.

Sen. Katie Britt has gotten a lot of grief for her melodramatic response to the State of the Union address, but it turns out she was also recklessly misleading about a woman she met on a visit to Del Rio, Texas, last year:

That’s where I spoke to a woman who shared her story with me. She had been sex trafficked by the cartels starting at the age of 12. She told me not just that she was raped every day, but how many times a day she was raped.... This is the United States of America, and it is past time, in my opinion, that we start acting like it. President Biden’s border policies are a disgrace.

As journalist Jonathan Katz discovered, Britt didn't have to work very hard to find this woman. She's famous. Her name is Karla Jacinto Romero and she testified before Congress in 2015 about her sex trafficking, which happened entirely in Mexico during the Bush administration. She is now an activist who fights human trafficking.

Karla Jacinto Romero testifying before Congress in 2015.

Britt chose her language extremely carefully on Thursday night, plainly insinuating that Joe Biden was somehow responsible for Jacinto's plight without ever quite saying so. In fact, none of it has the slightest thing to do with Biden or his immigration policies.

Britt's bio says, "A Christian, wife, and mother, faith and family are at the heart of Katie’s life." Haven't any of these Christians ever heard of the Ninth Commandment?

Why did Republicans vote down the bipartisan immigration reform bill? Because Donald Trump told them to. However, serious border hawks really did have some substantive complaints as well. Two of them were the most significant.

First, the bill did nothing about President Biden's CHNV parole program, which allows residents of four countries (Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela) to apply for temporary two-year residence in the US if they have a sponsor and pass a background check. About 250,000 people entered the US under this program in 2023.

There's nothing complicated about this. You're either for it or against it—though it's worth noting that the immigration bill didn't make things any worse from a hawk's perspective. It just did nothing.

The second issue is more complex and revolves around wording in the bill that says anyone who makes an asylum claim “shall be released from custody.” The complaint about this is that it doesn't merely tolerate catch-and-release for pragmatic reasons, it codifies catch-and-release.

And this is true. But the details are all-important here. Under current law, anyone applying for asylum is supposed to be held in detention. In practice, however, limited detention space means they almost never are. They're released on their own recognizance to wait for their court date, which is often years away.

During this waiting period asylum seekers are monitored by ICE under a program called Alternatives to Detention. The most common version of this requires them to check in periodically using a smartphone equipped with facial recognition technology. In reality, however, ICE tracks only a fraction of asylum hopefuls using ATD monitoring. About 90% are tracked for only a few months and then unenrolled, primarily for budget reasons.

The immigration reform bill changed all this. It created a program called Provisional Noncustodial Removal Proceedings that applies to nearly all asylum seekers. This program does indeed mandate their release while they wait for a decision, but it also mandates the use of ATD monitoring. In addition, it places asylum authority in most cases into the hands of asylum officers, not courts. These officers are required to hold a credible fear interview within 90 days and a final asylum determination within 180 days. The bill allocated about half a billion dollars to hire more asylum officers and asylum judges in order to meet this goal.

In practice, then, the bill is almost entirely hawkish on asylum:

  • It raises the credible fear standard so fewer asylum seekers will be allowed in.
  • It allocates more money for detention space.
  • For those who are nonetheless released, it requires the use of ATD monitoring.
  • It provides money for more asylum officers and judges.
  • It mandates that final asylum decisions have to be made within six months.

This compares to a current system in which (a) release may not be codified but is almost universal anyway; (b) most released asylum seekers aren't monitored in any way; and (c) they stay in the country for years waiting for a court to decide their fate.

As with anything, you can poke holes in this. How tough will the asylum officers be? Can you guarantee that decisions will really be made in six months? How effective is ATD monitoring?¹

If you want, you can spin this skepticism into a firm belief that the immigration bill would have been worse than the status quo. But for anyone looking at this evenhandedly, it's a tough case to make. The bill's treatment of asylum really does seem clearly tougher than current law. Put this together with everything else the bill does and it's a no-brainer to go ahead and pass it. So why have immigration hawks breathlessly talked themselves into believing it would make things worse?

It's a mystery.

¹This is a surprisingly hard question to answer, but the bulk of the evidence suggests that the absconder rate is low and the court appearance rate is high for asylum seekers who are kept in the ATD program. In other words, it's pretty effective when it's used intensively, but less so when people are released from it.

Hey, check out Mayor Secretary Pete on childhood lead poisoning:

I think Pete is the highest ranking official I've seen endorsing the lead-crime theory. Good work!

Donald Trump's latest loss in a British court prompted me to make a list of all the Trump court cases since he first ran for president. These are personal and business cases of substance, not trivial things or routine actions against Trump for his actions in office. Remarkably, out of all of them, he's only won one.

Have I forgotten anything major?

Case Outcome Details
E. Jean Carroll #1 Lost Ordered to pay $5 million. On appeal.
E. Jean Carroll #2 Lost Ordered to pay $83 million. On appeal.
New York business fraud Lost Ordered to pay $454 million. On appeal.
Hillary Clinton Lost Case dismissed, Trump fined $1 million for frivolous lawsuit. On appeal.
Steele dossier Lost Ordered to pay legal fees of $382,000.
Pulitzer Prize board Ongoing Defamation suit over awarding prize for coverage of Russiagate.
New York Times and Mary Trump for publication of tax information Lost Dismissed by judge. Trump ordered to pay legal fees of $392,000.
62 suits over election fraud All lost 61 suits lost immediately, 62nd lost on appeal.
Mary Trump et al. against Trump over exclusion from will Won Suit dismissed, then Mary lost again on appeal.
Georgia election fraud Ongoing Of 19 co-defendants, four have pleaded guilty so far. Trump's case hasn't been scheduled yet.
Bob Woodward Ongoing Trump is suing Woodward for copyright infringement over an audiobook that includes interviews with Trump. Recently moved to New York.
Classified documents (federal) Ongoing
Stormy Daniels hush money Ongoing Trial set for March 25.
Strzok/Page charge of political retribution by Trump Ongoing A judge has ruled that Trump can be deposed.
January 6 (federal) Ongoing
CNN defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
CNN defamation (2022) Lost Dismissed by judge.
New York Times defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
Washington Post defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
WJFW-NBC defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
Michael Cohen Lost Dropped by Trump shortly before he would have been forced to give a deposition.
Trump University Lost All three suits settled for $25 million in restitution.
Trump Foundation Lost Foundation shut down, Trump ordered to pay $2 million restitution.
Letitia James misconduct Lost Dismissed, then dropped by Trump on appeal.
Six lawsuits against Trump related to January 6 Ongoing Judges have ruled that the suits can proceed.

This is Charlie peering out of the bushes in the front yard, his favorite place to while away a warm afternoon. But who is he staring at? Evidence from other pictures in this series suggests his brother was roaming around in the garden too.

More bad legal news for Donald Trump:

A London judge, who threw out the case against Orbis Business Intelligence last month saying it was “bound to fail,” ordered Trump to pay legal fees of 300,000 pounds ($382,000), according to court documents released Thursday.

Sure, $382,000 is peanuts compared to Trump's other legal judgments, but every little bit hurts.

Trump had sued Orbis over the infamous "Steele dossier," but his case was tossed after a single day of hearings, much like a related lawsuit failed in the US. That previous case cost him $1 million, so he's now up to $1.4 million in penalties for wasting court time on obviously flimsy Russiagate lawsuits.

A brief history of Donald Trump and TikTok:

July 31, 2020: “As far as TikTok is concerned, we’re banning them from the United States.”

March 1, 2024: Trump noted that Republican mega-donor and Club for Growth benefactor Jeff Yass...whom Trump described as “fantastic”...

March 7, 2024: “If you get rid of TikTok, Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business. I don’t want Facebook, who cheated in the last Election, doing better.”

Perhaps Trump's sudden reversal on TikTok makes more sense if you know that Jeff Yass is a mega-billionaire who made his fortune as an early investor in TikTok. He is the single largest donor in the current election cycle and, as Politico noted, "would potentially be a major financial boost to his campaign" if Trump won him over.

Does that clear things up?