Monkeypox reporting has been atrocious. Alternatively, I've lost the ability to use Google and am now all alone in the universe. I'll let you decide.
The question I have on my mind is whether the CDC has responded to monkeypox with an effective testing regime. According to the bulk of the news media, along with LGBT activists everywhere, the answer is a very loud no. The problem is that testing has been tightly constrained by the CDC's insistence on having it done through federal labs, which bury doctors in stupid paperwork and have limited capacity anyway. Only recently have they begun to authorize commercial labs to perform monkeypox testing, something that should have been done long ago. It's COVID-19 all over again. Has the CDC learned nothing?
I have my doubts about that. Even if you think poorly of the CDC, they aren't full-on morons. If they had a good alternative they wouldn't mindlessly repeat the exact same testing strategy that got them in so much trouble two years ago.
But how do I find out? The first obvious bit of data I'd like is the number of monkeypox tests that have been performed weekly since the first case was discovered. I can find that nowhere.
The second bit of data that would be useful is the number of monkeypox tests performed in Europe, which would provide some clue about whether we're doing significantly worse than our peers. But I can find that nowhere.
The third bit of data is an explanation from the CDC about why they do things the way they do. Is it because they're stupid? Is it because there's value in being super careful in the early testing stages of a disease outbreak? Or is it because there's inherently limited testing capacity for any new disease outbreak and it takes time for commercial labs to ramp up? I can find an answer to this nowhere.
The fourth bit of data I'd like to get—please stay with me here—is how valuable testing is in the first place. After all, monkeypox is not like COVID. If you have a bunch of new lesions on your body, you probably have monkeypox. No test needed, really. Nor is there anything much you can do about it except isolate and wait for it to go away.
I'll acknowledge up front that I'm inclined to think the CDC may have problems but is not literally filled with idiots. But you never know! Answers to these basic questions would help me figure it out, but I did quite a bit of searching last night and literally came up with nothing. AITI?