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And now for something completely different. The Washington Post today has a piece about what they got when they asked AI image apps to produce pictures of beautiful women. They basically got this:

This is presented as problematic because it reinforces stereotypes of what's beautiful in a woman. But this should come as precisely no surprise to anyone. AI engines are trained on human input, so they're going to output averages of what actual people think are beautiful: slim figures, regular features, flowing hair, etc. This has been the Western ideal of beauty for a very long time.

But I wondered why they limited themselves to women, so I decided to see what AI had to say about handsome men. I used GPT4 because it was handy, and it turned out to be tricky. The top left image was its first try. I asked for explicitly different men, and it kept churning out tiny variations on the same white guy. You can see this at the top right.

Then I asked it for a handsome Black man and got the image at the lower left. Finally I asked for a Hispanic man, but for some reason it told me it couldn't do that. I switched gears to a Latino man and got the image on the bottom right.

As you can see, what I got were slim figures, regular features, and well-manicured hair. Interestingly, I also got gray suits and no socks every single time—except for the allegedly Latino dude, who appears to be wearing gray socks.

Also interesting: Nearly every image has dark hair. Why no blondes or redheads?

In any case, there you have it: AI interpretations of beautiful women and handsome men, all of which are exactly what you'd expect. Good job, AI.

Last Friday I committed to some real live catblogging this week. Promise made, promise kept.

Hilbert is giving me a squinty look because I'm scratching his back and he wants me to keep it up. Although you can't hear it, he was purring his little heart out while I was taking this picture.

Donald Trump has:

  • Been convicted of covering up an affair with a porn star.
  • Been caught on tape bragging about grabbing pussies.
  • Lied about President Obama wiretapping him.
  • Tried to extort the president of Ukraine into digging up dirt on a political opponent.
  • Worked tirelessly to illegally overthrow an election he lost.
  • Promised to pardon the violent protesters who attacked the Capitol on January 6.
  • Been found liable for sexual assault.
  • Lied relentlessly about matters big and small.
  • Claimed many of the world's worst autocrats as friends.
  • Cheated customers of "Trump University" out of millions of dollars.
  • Been fined nearly $500 million for business fraud.
  • Fired an FBI director for refusing to end an investigation into his campaign.
  • Been ordered to shut his charitable foundation and pay restitution for repeated self-dealing and legal violations.
  • Pocketed millions of dollars from foreign interests staying at his hotels.
  • Promoted dangerous quack "cures" for COVID-19.
  • Baselessly claimed that Ted Cruz's father was associated with the Kennedy assassination.
  • Said that soldiers who are wounded or die in war are suckers and losers.

Conservatives might like Trump on policy grounds, but they could get exactly the same policy from nearly any Republican. What sets Trump apart is his character. This is why his fans like him. His character.

Photo of Stormy Daniels by Glenn Francis

How will America react to Donald Trump's conviction? I don't know!

But I will say this: it's likely to influence only people who haven't been paying a lot of attention to the trial and haven't already made up their minds about Trump. And among those people, the takeaway is not going to be that Trump was convicted of a minor crime based on iffy predicate felonies. Not even close. The takeaway is going to be that Trump was convicted of fucking a porn star and then covering up the bribe he paid her to stay quiet.

Forget the nuances. That's not how politics works. It's all about emotional appeal and how many words can fit in a headline. In Trump's case, "guilty" and "felon" are the headline words and "lied about fucking a porn star" is the emotional appeal.

The only question is whether the public cares about this. They didn't care about Bill Clinton's affair, so maybe not. But then again, Clinton wasn't running for reelection.

A quick word about sentencing. As we all know, judges take into account the totality of the circumstances when they hand down sentences. First time offender? Was anyone hurt? Are there mandatory minimums? Etc.

Conservatives often complain about this because it allows judges to be too lenient. But it's going to be on their side in the Trump case. There's very little chance the judge will send Trump to prison. The sentence is almost certain to be a fine plus probation, maybe, and possibly community service.

Personally, I'd love to see Trump get community service. Wouldn't that be awesome?

The weird shit just keeps coming and coming. Today a pair of professors at UT Austin, backed by the state of Texas, sued the Biden administration over its new Title IX rules. Here's what they specifically object to:

  1. They won't refer to their students using the pronoun "they."
  2. They refuse to allow their TAs to cross dress. I'm genuinely not sure what they mean by this. They refer to "transvestites," and it's unclear if this is their insulting way of referring to trans people or if they're referring to cis men who dress in drag.
  3. They won't approve an "excused absence" from class in order to obtain an abortion. Ditto for anyone who uses abortion drugs obtained through the mail, since they say that's forbidden by the Comstock Act.
  4. Finally, they won't hire TAs who have obtained "illegal" abortions.

This is all crazy performative bullshit. (1) The pronoun thing is just tiresome provocation. (2) I doubt they've ever had a cross-dressing TA. (3) I also doubt they've ever had a student ask for an absence in order to get an abortion. Kids miss class all the time anyway. (4) As for hiring TAs who have had abortions, how would they ever know? Are they planning to ask?

This sounds like a standing disaster for starters, and little more than an attempt to grab headlines beyond that. But they filed the suit in Amarillo so that it would be decided by the infamous Matthew Kacsmaryk, which might give them a chance at an initial victory.

That's Texas for you. Don't mess with 'em.

Donald Trump and his friends can—and have—claimed that both the DA and the judge in the New York hush money case are political enemies. They can say that Michael Cohen is a liar. They can say that Joe Biden stage managed the whole thing. Plenty of MAGA fans will believe this stuff, and plenty of them are melting down on Fox News right now.

But there's one thing they can't dismiss so easily: the jury. The original jury pool contained upwards of 200 people. The vast majority were excused, either by the judge or by the lawyers for the two sides. After rejecting 95% of them in a herculean effort to be fair, 12 jurors remained, none of them Trump lovers or Trump haters. They were all ordinary people, and they quickly and unanimously convicted Trump on all charges.

There's no way to pretend the jurors were political enemies, or liars, or personally chosen by Joe Biden. And yet every single one of them believed Trump was guilty. Every single one.

I guess it's time to update my table of Donald Trump's court cases.

Case Outcome Details
E. Jean Carroll #1 Lost Ordered to pay $5 million. On appeal.
E. Jean Carroll #2 Lost Ordered to pay $83 million. On appeal.
New York business fraud Lost Ordered to pay $454 million. On appeal.
Stormy Daniels hush money Convicted Found guilty on all 34 counts.
Hillary Clinton Lost Case dismissed, Trump fined $1 million for frivolous lawsuit. On appeal.
Steele dossier Lost Ordered to pay legal fees of $382,000.
Pulitzer Prize board Ongoing Defamation suit over awarding prize for coverage of Russiagate.
New York Times and Mary Trump for publication of tax information Lost Dismissed by judge. Trump ordered to pay legal fees of $392,000.
62 suits over election fraud All lost 61 suits lost immediately, 62nd lost on appeal.
Mary Trump et al. against Trump over exclusion from will Won Suit dismissed, then Mary lost again on appeal.
Georgia election fraud Ongoing Of 19 co-defendants, four have pleaded guilty so far. Trump's case hasn't been scheduled yet.
Bob Woodward Ongoing Trump is suing Woodward for copyright infringement over an audiobook that includes interviews with Trump. Recently moved to New York.
Classified documents (federal) Ongoing Judge doing everything possible to delay case past Election Day.
Strzok/Page charge of political retribution by Trump Ongoing A judge has ruled that Trump can be deposed.
January 6 (federal) Ongoing Waiting for Supreme Court ruling on Trump claim of presidential immunity.
CNN defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
CNN defamation (2022) Lost Dismissed by judge.
New York Times defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
Washington Post defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
WJFW-NBC defamation (2020) Lost Dismissed by judge.
Michael Cohen Lost Dropped by Trump shortly before he would have been forced to give a deposition.
Trump University Lost All three suits settled for $25 million in restitution.
Trump Foundation Lost Foundation shut down, Trump ordered to pay $2 million restitution.
Letitia James misconduct Lost Dismissed, then dropped by Trump on appeal.
Six lawsuits against Trump related to January 6 Ongoing Judges have ruled that the suits can proceed.