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"Yeah, he's right here . . . No, he's not happy . . . Why? Come on, Joe. A trillion dollars for infrastructure and nothing about cat food. What were you thinking? . . . Sure, sure, "when the timing is better." He's heard that before . . . Uh huh. And when is there going to be a cat in the White House, anyway? WE WANT THE CAT. WE WANT THE CAT."

Here's a question for you:

  • Knowing what we do now, what would the public health community do differently if a new pandemic broke out? (For purposes of this question, assume the new pandemic is basically identical to COVID-19.)
  • How many lives would this save?

As you can probably guess, my answer is:

  • Not much.
  • Not many.

Go ahead, prove me wrong. I want to be proven wrong. I'll acknowledge up front that having a president not named Trump would help immensely, but that's not really a policy thing. I'm more interested in drilling down a little further. What would the CDC do differently? Would we speed up vaccine testing? Would we handle shortages better? Etc.

FWIW, I'm not asking for your personal hot buttons here. If you think we should vaccinate with half doses, that's fine, but the question is whether the CDC and FDA are likely to allow it based on our experience with COVID-19.

What, oh what, can President Biden do to rein in our skyrocketing crime rate? Does crime spell doom for Democrats in the 2022 midterms?

I'm tired of this. You're tired of me being tired of this. But one more time: there is no epidemic of crime:

There is an epidemic of homicide, but that's a very different thing. Violent crime rates have been essentially flat for the past five years and property crimes have continued their long-term decline.

OK, so what can Biden do about the outbreak of homicide? The answer is: Nothing. First off, crime is primarily a local problem, and there's very little the federal government can do about it. Second, nobody even knows why homicide spiked up last year, and there's no real way of addressing a problem like this until we have some idea of what caused it. If it was due to pandemic lockdowns, then it will take care of itself. If it was due to George Floyd protests, it will take care of itself. If it was due to poor policing—which is doubtful—then cities need to improve their police departments.¹

Politics being what it is, I suppose Biden has to look like he's taking action. But the truth is there's nothing he can do and everyone knows it. It's all kabuki.

¹I say it's doubtful because homicide went up all over the place. Did dozens of American police departments suddenly disintegrate all at once? And if they did, why didn't other kinds of crime skyrocket too?

We have a compromise infrastructure bill! Hooray! It comes to a modest $600 billion in new spending over ten years, focused on rail, road, water, and broadband. I'm OK with this, since I don't think American infrastructure is really in terrible shape and we don't need to spend boatloads of money on it. A little sprucing up should do the job.

However, I'm genuinely puzzled by the way it's being sold:

Both the president and top Democrats say the plan, which constitutes a fraction of the $4 trillion economic proposal Mr. Biden has put forth, can only move together with a much larger package of spending and tax increases that Democrats are planning to try to push through Congress unilaterally, over the opposition of Republicans.

“If this is the only thing that comes to me, I’m not signing it,” Mr. Biden said during remarks in the East Room of the White House. “It’s in tandem.”

Shouldn't Biden be downplaying this as much as possible? Why on earth would any Republican agree to give him a $600 billion bipartisan win if Democrats have made it clear that they're going to turn right around and pass all the stuff they compromised away? That seems crazy to me. What am I missing?

FiveThirtyEight has a piece today that, among other things, ranks well-known politicians by their perceived ideology. The most liberal Democratic politician turns out to be . . . Kamala Harris:

This has some people shaking their heads. Harris is more liberal than Elizabeth Warren? Bernie Sanders?

By chance, I can explain. Aside from the fact that some of these rankings are just plain nuts (Dianne Feinstein more liberal than Dick Durbin?), Fox News and other conservative outlets have been busily building up Harris as the greatest liberal threat since George McGovern. The idea is that Joe Biden is old and frail and likely to die in office, at which point Harris will take over and start sending conservatives to socialist reeducation camps. This means that many impressionable conservatives are convinced that Harris is the most liberal politician in the country.

Any other questions?

Katrine Marçal has an interesting piece in the Guardian today about the history of the wheeled suitcase. Her contribution is to track its invention past the usual late-'80s starting point, past the 1972 "official" invention, all the way back to the early '50s. So why did it take so long to catch on?

Resistance to the rolling suitcase had everything to do with gender. Sadow, the “official” inventor, described how difficult it was to get any US department store chains to sell it: “At this time, there was this macho feeling. Men used to carry luggage for their wives. It was … the natural thing to do, I guess.”

Two assumptions about gender were at work here. The first was that no man would ever roll a suitcase because it was simply “unmanly” to do so. The second was about the mobility of women. There was nothing preventing a woman from rolling a suitcase — she had no masculinity to prove. But women didn’t travel alone, the industry assumed. If a woman travelled, she would travel with a man who would then carry her bag for her. This is why the industry couldn’t see any commercial potential in the rolling suitcase. It took more than 15 years for the invention to go mainstream, even after Sadow had patented it.

My first introduction to wheeled luggage came when I started traveling on business in the late '80s. One day, boarding a plane at Dulles, I noticed a flight attendant with a rollaboard and was intrigued. I asked her where I could buy one, and shortly after that I got one for myself. It wasn't a big deal, but few other people had them at the time and I did get a bit of ribbing for it from my fellow travelers. It was just jokey stuff, but there was no question that they considered it an admission of weakness or something.

In any case, this means that wheeled luggage isn't really one of those inventions that seems so obvious that you wonder why it took so long to come up with the idea. Ditto for cupholders, I suppose, which probably seemed downright counterproductive back in the era when eating in cars was discouraged.

No, the real invention that puzzles me, the one that I wonder why it took so damn long to catch on, is this one. Anyone have an explanation?

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, in an effort to maintain his leadership in the people's struggle against oppressive Critical Race Theory indoctrination, has signed a bill that sets up an annual survey of the "college community":

Under HB 233, signed by DeSantis on June 22, the Florida Board of Education will now require Florida colleges to survey students every year and assess “the intellectual freedom and viewpoint diversity” at each institution....In this case, college community refers to students, faculty and staff. The survey will check how free they feel to express their own beliefs and viewpoints while on campus and in the classroom.

This is great. If Florida progressives have any sense, they will organize a campaign of mass lying on this survey. The results, when tallied, will show that higher education in Florida is chock full of conservatives who feel completely free to express their admiration for Comrade DeSantis and the tenets of kulturkampf Trumpism. The whole thing should be turned into a ridiculous embarrassment that exposes the shallowness of DeSantis's claims to managerial competence.

So let's get on this, OK?